Before He Cheats (Live on Letterman)

Before He Cheats

"Before He Cheats"


Right now he's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blond tramp,

and she's probably getting frisky...

right now, he's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey...


Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo...


And he don't know...


That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

carved my name into his leather seat...

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...


And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.


Right now, she's probably up singing some

white-trash version of Shania karoke..

Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"

and he's a thinking that he's gonna lucky,

Right now, he's probably dabbing 3 dollars worth of that bathroom colone...

And he don't know...


That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

carved my name into his leather seat,

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...


And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.


I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,

Cause the next time that he cheats...


Oh, you know it won't be on me!


Ohh... not on me...

Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,

carved my name into his leather seat...

I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...


Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats.


Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...


Ohh... before he cheats...